crimson RED

 In the last week I have cried 2 times. These days my tear glands are tickled so easily. Then I realized I was just days away from my period. I had seriously cried to the song "the story " by Conan gray and some profoundly somber "hurting underneath the scars from being pulled" kind of  a somber documentary. (search for JUnko FUruta).  I wanted to know what caused our mood swings during our period but ended up searching for some amazing facts about our "crimson wave". lo and behold ladies we have a Disney movie made on our bodily function and it  also mentioned that its the first movie to ever mention the word "Vagina". As interesting as these facts were, the title is acutely straight to the point "the story of mensuration"(1946) no brainer. Come to think of it we  came a long way from the word vagina making its RED carpet premier in 1946 to every students getting sexual education.  

Then I started getting angry, talk about whiplash, Right? Girls do you remember how our boys damned us for their reason for sleeping in the classes was us being in our time of the month? Lifting the accountability from themselves and mind you! making it a very valid reasons. And for some reason in the dumb head of mine I used to believe in those shits. Being born in a religious family didn't help your case either. But you didn't have to get up at the crack of dawn to offer your prayers to god. Girls we cannot step foot near his home. We are practically invisible to god for 3-5 days of the month. Sin all you want. From the money you wanted to steal from your brother to talking back to your parents. By golly, our period can only save us from God not the whips from moms' famous Boiler TAAR! So there's that to look out for.

Then it got me thinking the advantages we have over men, for instance "men don't be offended on what I wrote in the  paragraph above, you know how women's mood swings are when they are on their period". See ladies we can get away with almost anything. If we are late for work or oversleep? its because we are on  our period. Cancelling plans that we weren't interested in the first place because it is that time of the month. who would notice? Throw in couple of periods in a month and we can surf in the crimson red through any problems.

And my fellow readers sorry I deleted the last two articles and came up with this dire piece because I am in that time of the month.

stay at home, stay safe

Until next time